The prattlers have gone into a stupor, courtesy, an energy-sapping, gas-draining event known as examinations.
However, we've had some real imitation jewels from the inimitable 'Bhaaaya'.
Note:
The timestamps have not been recorded as time is considered to be relatively inaccurate and we, the prattlers, pride on being definitive - Refer the 'Guide' for details.
Back to Bhaaaya quotes:
- "Summary is the juice of the chapter"
- "We are running through the ppts at 'Blitzkrieg' pace" (The Fuhrer spun in his grave hearing this).
Having said that, we now have an important announcement to make. A significant event that might just change the course of mankind.
After having followed all procedures in our dictatorial democracy, having over 64% vote share (a clear majority and courtesy all the voters - read as Tools ->Clear Cache->Refresh->Vote), Prrrrrrresssssssetting the new Jargon Queen -
Indiraaaaaaa (WWF announcement style)...
However, unlike JQS, the title 'JQVISD' may not be very user-friendly and hence the title JQS remains. (Imagine the frustration levels of the poor bloke who gets JQVISD as his scrabble tiles. :P. If you are not able to imagine that, Click Here).
Flash News:
Last heard, a certain Supriya, the erstwhile Jargon Queen was dishing out Jargons left, right and center at ColPal after she heard rumours of being dethroned. Latest news was that all employees of ColPal who bore the brunt of her jargons tried to commit suicide by drowning in ColPal toothpaste.
Unfortunately for them, the toothpaste turned out to be so bad (err..that's stating the obvious) that they were unsuccessful in doing so and are now buying ColPal soaps to get rid of the sticky gooey-like toothpaste. There were confirmed reports of a substantial increase in the sale of ColPal soaps and the reason behind this sudden surge was unknown.
The Dainik Jargon team happened to find out that, incidentally, Supriya, an intern at ColPal , was assigned the task of increasing the Sales of ColPal soaps. The prattlers don't believe in coincidences).
However, we've had some real imitation jewels from the inimitable 'Bhaaaya'.
Note:
The timestamps have not been recorded as time is considered to be relatively inaccurate and we, the prattlers, pride on being definitive - Refer the 'Guide' for details.
Back to Bhaaaya quotes:
- "Summary is the juice of the chapter"
- "We are running through the ppts at 'Blitzkrieg' pace" (The Fuhrer spun in his grave hearing this).
Having said that, we now have an important announcement to make. A significant event that might just change the course of mankind.
After having followed all procedures in our dictatorial democracy, having over 64% vote share (a clear majority and courtesy all the voters - read as Tools ->Clear Cache->Refresh->Vote), Prrrrrrresssssssetting the new Jargon Queen -
Indiraaaaaaa (WWF announcement style)...However, unlike JQS, the title 'JQVISD' may not be very user-friendly and hence the title JQS remains. (Imagine the frustration levels of the poor bloke who gets JQVISD as his scrabble tiles. :P. If you are not able to imagine that, Click Here).
Flash News:
Last heard, a certain Supriya, the erstwhile Jargon Queen was dishing out Jargons left, right and center at ColPal after she heard rumours of being dethroned. Latest news was that all employees of ColPal who bore the brunt of her jargons tried to commit suicide by drowning in ColPal toothpaste.
Unfortunately for them, the toothpaste turned out to be so bad (err..that's stating the obvious) that they were unsuccessful in doing so and are now buying ColPal soaps to get rid of the sticky gooey-like toothpaste. There were confirmed reports of a substantial increase in the sale of ColPal soaps and the reason behind this sudden surge was unknown.
The Dainik Jargon team happened to find out that, incidentally, Supriya, an intern at ColPal , was assigned the task of increasing the Sales of ColPal soaps. The prattlers don't believe in coincidences).
In other news, particularly, in the trivia section, incumbent Jargon King Sandeep still rules the roost with an unassailable lead over the rest of the pack. Emergency Pradeep tried very hard, with his quotes during the exams, but ended up with only 5 votes (he has to thank me for that).
So..that's that. Until the next post.
Executive Summary: We've got JKS and the new Jargon Queen. Hallelujah.
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