Friday, February 27, 2009

Jargon Psychology

Some people are born geniuses.
They can spout jargons as fluidly as Ms Irani can spout tears in Balaji Soaps. While we mere mortals have to rack our brains, and bloody hardly at that, some people seem to "unlock the value" of jargons very effortlessly. They do not seem to suffer from any kind of "speaker's block" while coming out with their gems.
Time and again, they make their "deliverables" tell. Indeed these "jargonizers" are so brilliant, give them a Big M problem and they'll solve it & cross check it with Simplex before you can say "What Ho !"
Such prodigies have a rare knack for making jargons "cascade and trickle and snowball". To put it simply they "synergize" the situation and the intent effortlessly and win accolades as a result. They are widely accepted as "resource mobilizers" and can "leverage competencies".
Such people occupy the pride of the place positions in the "Jargon Life Cycle".
No wonder such people are cash rich and belive in the "Cash is King" philosophy !
Apna Number kab aayega ?

1 comment:

  1. all we can say is .. " one needs to have a perceptive eye to pick up gems from one s conversations" and when "embellishment is half the fun" .. one s already at the peak of the Jargon Life Cycle (JLC) and neednt worry about "apna number"

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